Join / Contact

Ready to take a stand against Redundant Acronym Syndrome? Fill in the form below. Applications are processed strictly in the order they are lost.

Membership Application

Sign the Petition Against TLAs

Add your name to our ongoing, entirely symbolic petition demanding that all Three-Letter Acronyms be expanded on first use in any document, meeting, or ATM Machine.

8,412
signatures collected since the last time someone remembered to check

Guestbook

In the finest tradition of 1998, please leave a message. It will not be moderated, backed up, or, in all honesty, read.

xXx_PacketNinja_xXx
signed 14 Mar 1999, 3:12am

Great page!!! Is there a webring for THIS webring??

A Concerned Sysadmin
signed 2 Nov 2002

Reported an "NIC Card" sighting to STOP Division. Still awaiting acknowledgement. 10/10 would file again.

Timmy
signed sometime, from an open relay

hey guys check out my sig

Founding Secretary (ret.)
signed 2026

Still get asked what the signature block meant. Still don't fully regret it.

Contact

General enquiries: hq@aaaaarghstop.com
STOP Division hotline: tactical@aaaaarghstop.com
Lumber Cartel liaison: this-address-does-not-exist@aaaaarghstop.localhost

We don't really do email. Email is, after all, roughly how this whole mess got started.

By submitting any form on this page you agree to nothing, because none of these forms go anywhere. This is a satire site. No data leaves your browser. There Is No Cabal, and there is also, mercifully, no backend.